Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
