Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
