about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
