Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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