Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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