hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
These tits shall not be calmed
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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