My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Randomize