STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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