im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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