he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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