there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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