i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Randomize
