So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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