I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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