I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
