Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
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Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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