she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
