I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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