You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Randomize
