My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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