Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He? As in you personified your dick?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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