My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
no you cant smoke seaweed
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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