would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
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Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.