i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Everything about him screamed your future.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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