Duck Duck Cougar?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
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while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
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Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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