Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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