If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
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i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
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i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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