butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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