She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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