worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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