But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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