what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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