I just made out with a guy for $7.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
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I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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