But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
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He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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