So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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