i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
