This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
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I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Randomize