or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
whose parrot is this?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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