You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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