My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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