Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
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So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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