She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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