Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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