I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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