You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
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bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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