About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
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Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize