I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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