I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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