I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
When are your genitals available?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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