party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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