i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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