I think scott just propositioned me for sex
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
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I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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