screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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